Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

With time, many staged photographs turn back into historical evidence, albeit of an impure kind - like most historical evidence.

Well...letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it in.

Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.

It does seem as if the more one gets the more one wants

The truer you are to yourself, the greater your gifts will manifest themselves.

A lot of people have found the idea of living your life over and over again absolutely terrifying; there's some people that find it very comforting. There are others that are appalled by it.

Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day

Those who cannot think or take responsibility for themselves need, and clamor for, a leader.

Everyone should know that most cancer research is largely a fraud, and that the major cancer research organizations are derelict in their duties to the people who support them.

The bringer of fear was afraid.