Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

You practice Monday through Friday in college, or Monday through Saturday in the pro's - and then you just go out and knock somebody's head off.

A mathematician, like a painter or a poet, is a maker of patterns.

Though I was careful never to mention it, I began to see a new dimension in everything that happened.

[Gertrude Stein] really needed someone like Virgil Thomson, whom she respected, to sit on her a bit and make her devise some plot.

It is impossible for a person to earn separate dignity while his own race is uncivilized.

Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.

Echo waits with art and care And will the faults of song repair.

What True Blood does really well is that it balances on the line between good and evil - you blur the distinction between the two.

No bill works if it doesn't work in a zip code where somebody lives.