Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

The mind loves the unknown. It loves images whose meaning is unknown, since the meaning of the mind itself is unknown.

An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.

What work you do! It's strange work for a Christian girl to hang old women!

The Bible says we need to love our enemies, bless our enemies. It does not say we should assume our enemies' priorities.

Out of the bosom of the Air, Out of the cloud-folds of her garments shaken, Over the woodlands brown and bare, Over the harvest-fields forsaken, Silent, and soft, and slow Descends the snow.

When you're nWo, you're nWo for life.

Kill the idea of the lone, suffering artist. Don't make it any harder on yourself.

The fact is the statements are perfectly consistent, but more importantly, I don't have all the facts.

The wheel is come full circle.

In art, truth is a means to an end; in science, it is the only end.