Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

How do you live out God’s plan for your life? By living God’s way one day at a time.

He had refused fancy clothes or makeup for this interview. His philosophy was that death should to be embarrassing

It's happiness to see you.

Hunting God is a great adventure.

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.

I've always been someone who really watches other people, human behavior. To watch it and be able to express it through your version has always been really exciting to me

Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.

I love the idea of biracial. I actually don't use the word biracial. I tend to use mixed. Biracial to me accentuates the word race, and, you know, I don't really care for it.

When I grow, I'm going to be my mother.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.