Back in Chicago, all we cared about was rock 'n' roll and staying out of the army.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We’re on a mission from God.

We don't need no stinking badges!

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Faith, in the sense in which I am here using the word, is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted, in spite of your changing moods.

Of all the people in the world who could've won the seat next to mine at that playoff game... it was you, Gemma. You. The one person on the planet who might just understand me.

The distance doesn't matter

Always grateful, forever blessed.

I try to do things in comics that cannot be repeated by television, by movies, by interactive entertainment.

I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.

The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds.

Each State can have for enemies only other States, and not men; for between things disparate in nature there can be no real relation.

One thing that I love about traveling is feeling disoriented and removed from my comfort zone

The Olympics are always a special competition. It is very difficult to predict what will happen.