Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.

Character and education are the wings you can give your children and they will fly to places where ordinary people cannot go

We may have a tiny little room that we rent, and if we keep it clean and it's impeccable, then we gain a power from that.

How lovely it is that there are words and sounds. Are not words and sounds rainbows and illusive bridges between things which are eternally apart?

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

I always feel the need to give the unfiltered truth, (or) what I think is the truth, at least.

I don't know if I'd call myself a prodigy, but I was a big forensics competitor in high school, and then during college I spent some time working at speech and debate camps as a coach.

Atheist’s denial of God’s existence needs just as much substantiation as does the theist’s claim; the atheist must give plausible reasons for rejecting God’s existence.

A sentence has meaning in the sense that a train has a track, not that a train has a passenger.

Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.