Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Work while you can.

Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?

Raw garlic and a skin of the lemon - not only do they give you a beautiful face and skin but they also protect you from disease.

All you can possibly need or desire is already yours.Call your desires into being by imagining and feeling your wish fulfilled.

The Phoenix Program is must reading for all.

I am ridiculously high-maintenance.

It doesn't matter one damn bit whether fashion is art or not. You don't question whether an incredible chef is an artist or not-his cakes are delicious and that's all that matters.

Charity opens the heart.

To find love I must enter into the sanctuary where it is hidden, which is the mystery of God.

The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.