Backward, flow backward, O tide of the years!I am so weary of toil and of tears,-Toil without recompense, tears all in vain!Take them, and give me my childhood again!

Carve not upon a stone when I am dead, The praises which remorseful mourners give; To women's graves - a tardy recompense, But speak them while I live.

Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night!

Unremembered and afar I watched as I watched a star, Through darkness struggling into view And I loved you better than you knew.

We do not die with those we mourn.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

The soul of a man is strong enough to withstand any adversity.

Heck, nobody gets along perfectly. But what we have is respect for one another. We have a system where one guy can veto anything.

You know, when I have a bad game, it continues to humble me and know that, you know, you still have work to do and you still have a lot of people to impress.

I've always liked men better than women.

England is no longer controlled by Britons, we are under the invisible Jewish dictatorship, a dictatorship that can be felt in every sphere of life

I believe that everyone is the keeper of a dream – and by tuning into one another’s secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.

It is a severe rebuke upon us, that God makes us so many allowances, and we make so few to our neighbour.

America, can always be counted upon to do the right thing in the end, having first exhausted the available alternatives.