Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

The power of grace transforms the heart of men.

Only one word describes a woman widowed for the second time on her wedding night – cursed.

Truly listening, attentively, and with care, is one of the simplest and most kind gifts we can give anyone.

I wanted everything from and everything for him, because I wanted every piece of him.

Little pitchers have wide ears.

Being followed is weird, that people want to discuss where I ate lunch or what I wear when I go to lunch... the private life is just gone.

Where the myth fails, human love begins. Then we love a human being, not our dream, but a human being with flaws.

Do you feel it's right for the England Captain to avoid his media duties?

I try to do yoga. I really enjoy stretching and having a nice yoga class or taking a run on the beach. I'm not a big fan of the gym. I try to be out as much as possible.

The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.