Bad artists always admire each others work.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

He who doesn't fear death dies only once.

Nor for my peace will I go far, As wanderers do, that still do roam, But make my strengths, such as they are, Here in my bosom, and at home.

Emotional peace and calm come after doing God's will and not before.

All keyes hang not on one girdle.

People say children from broken homes have it hard, but the children of charmed marriages have their own particular challenges.

The last thing it [government] ought to do is to ground its proceedings on the ignorance of the people, - to yield them that which they will hereafter despise the donors for granting them.

I'm sure any vocal teacher that listens to me would rather cut my throat than do anything.

I also saw the Dalai Lama a few times.

That's the name of the game ... pleasing the customer. If we ever lose sight of that fact, we've lost the ball game.

My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.