Bad reviews I've gotten never diminished the number of people in my audience; good reviews have never added to the number of people in my audience; be your own critic.

The best revenge is massive success.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.

All things considered, the happiest epitaph to have etched on one's headstone is this: 'He never knew what hit him'.

The culture of a workplace - an organization's values, norms and practices - has a huge impact on our happiness and success.

If you're going to condemn a people based on the actions of the worst of its ranks; take a good look at the worst of your people first and judge yourself.

Every human body has its optimum weight and contour, which only health and efficiency can establish. Whenever we treat women's bodies as aesthetic objects without function we deform them.

Nature is not a temple, but a ruin. A beautiful ruin, but a ruin all the same.

You're basically the same person forever so you find the same stuff funny forever. The Muppet Show spoke to me at 5 and it speaks to me in my late 30s in the same way.

To misuse one's talent, to be cavalier about it, to set it aside because of fear or sloth is unpardonable.

In comics, the writer is also the director in a certain way. So if this were a film, you wouldn't tell the cinematographer to make a good fight scene while you go and get a cup of coffee.

It is an endless procession of surprises. The expected rarely occurs and never in the expected manner.

We're losing a species every few seconds. We cannot put them back. If we change our mind and say, 'Oops, we made a mistake' - it's too late. This is the world we live with.