Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

God’s love supersedes all religions and it is the core of all religions.

Dating in England is different. First of all because English people don’t like at all other people knowing them, and second, because English people are romantically impaired.

The truly strong person is not the one who never needs help, but the one who can ask for it when he does

Friends Make Life Bearable But I have certainty enough For I am sure of you.

Because with courage and conviction I believe we can deliver a more flexible, adaptable and open European Union in which the interests and ambitions of all its members can be met.

I was cured in my new infamy of all the tired wisdom of age. I would never weary into that tired state again - -I swore to myself, I would always be this raw, wet child hereafter.

I'm not really book-smart.

I hate to lose. Hate, hate, hate to lose.

You want to set a goal that is big enough that in the process of achieveing it you become someone worth becoming.

Love and freedom are vital to the creation and upbringing of a child.