Bakery air is that steaming hot front of thick, buttery fumes waiting for you just inside the door of a bakery. And I am just going to tell you straight up: That is some fine air!

You will never be as young as you are right now

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

The 3 A's of awesome: attitude, awareness and authenticity.

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

Life's too short not to sleep when you feel like it.

You could be the smartest person on earth, but nobody will care if you can’t carry yourself the right way.

The interesting adults are always the school failures, the weird ones, the losers, the malcontents, this isn’t wishful thinking. It’s the rule.

I can write with authority only about what I know well, which means that I end up using surface details of my own life in my fiction.

All violence flows from the same source ... the need for power. Power is the only true morality ... the only deathless god, and the appetite for violence is its only commandment.

Everything depends on your mental attitude.

They cripple the bird's wing, and then condemn it for not flying as fast as they.

people who understand grammar always have a keen sense of the ridiculous.

The Red Comyns had always done well behind the throne. The king was but an instrument, as his father used to say. They were the musicians.

Everyone wants to work with the big new producer or the hot new singer. The key is to find them before they're hot.