Balance in large measure is knowing the things that can be changed, putting them in proper perspective, and recognizing the things that will not change."

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.

Put a 'stop-loss' order on your worries. Decide just how much anxiety a thing may be worth- and refuse to give it any more.

The walls have ears, better think before you throw that shoe.

Love and time, those are the only two things in all the world and all of life that cannot be bought, but only spent.

My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled.

Does a human being know the responsibility he has to himself and to all of mankind

Only those who are built up can build others up, amen?

Kierkegaard was by far the most profound thinker of the last century. Kierkegaard was a saint.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity.