Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Hit your hand on a stone and expect it to hurt.

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is "How much do you think we have to spend on them?"

Once I have the story in my head, I write it down. The illustrations usually come last.

Just as the sun is infinitely brighter than a candle flame, there is infinitely more intelligence in Being than in your mind

But the cloud never comes in that quarter of the horizon from which we watch for it.

A reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards.

Evolution writ large is the belief that a cloud of hydrogen will spontaneously invent extreme-ultraviolet lithography, perform Swan Lake, and write all the books in the British Museum.

There's no such thing as being cowardly in a fight. ~Edward Elric

I don't intend to kind of like wind down and get decrepit. I have a challenge to keep myself going. To eat right. To exercise.

The production of souls is the secret of unfathomable depth.