Balls are to men what purses are to women.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Don't let the mist of circumstances block your imagination and stop you from making new beginnings.

The psychopathology of the masses is rooted in the psychology of the individual

Life is about timing and overcoming difficult things.

The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.

I'm just trying to grow. That's one thing I told myself is, 'Don't worry about who people say is the best player'.

You can't talk about attacking or assassinating the President of the United States and you shouldn't be able to.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

You can judge the moral bearing of a political system, a political institution, a political man by the degree of danger they attach to the fact of being observed through the eyes of a satiric poet.

Already, there is evidence that crimes are being committed with regard to campaign finance, and the FEC is unable to do anything.