Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Divine providence for next dimension is a natural as rest, food and water are to our natural bodies. Rest, Arise and Eat for the challenges ahead of you are too great for you.

Cookie cutters are for baking, not branding.

Time is the dressing room for eternity.

I once was the walrus, now I'm John.

I haven't talked much about being an ovarian cancer survivor because I don't really want to define myself that way.

You will not pit one word of God against another word of God.

Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.

I am fine. I feel really good. I am playing without any sort of fitness problems.

My enemies can take what they want, but my life is mine and so long as I breathe, it has value. I won't ever give up. Not again.

When you take the bull by the horns...what happens is a toss-up.