Banning prayer in school in effect made God unconstitutional.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I Don't Write Because God Gives Me A Fresh Word Everyday, I write Because of The Words He Has Already Spoken Yesterday That Changed Today.

The world is chock-full of monsters.

I'm going to be focused on doing everything I possibly can to help solve the climate crisis.

There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.

My mistake was in ever opening the books.

The plea for the predominance of learning to read in early school life because of the great importance attaching to literature seems to be a perversion.

It’s only with great vulgarity that you can achieve real refinement, only out of bawdry that you can get tenderness.

Where do the words go when we have said them?

If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon it, get me two seats in the stalls.

Doing TV is a different kind of language.