Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Many great ideas, great love stories, and great achievements are born from a healthy irrationality.

There is this paradox in pride - it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so.

She was like a camera that had been chronically out of focus until someone came by and twisted the lenses into alignment.

Yes. I was the first female colonel. I enjoyed being that kind of role model for young women watching the show. A woman can be a colonel! A woman can be in charge! Those were new ideas then.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

We use books like mirrors, gazing into them only to discover ourselves.

Humanity, perhaps, that quality of benevolence that humans have, without irony, named after themselves.

Whenever Hollywood makes films about us, it's 12 Years a Slave or The Butler or The Help. That is not the sum total of who we are as a people.

Permitting and protecting even the smallest acts of abuse by a tiny fraction of our officers leads to a culture where extreme acts of abuse are more likely.

True charity consists in putting up with all one's neighbors fault's; never being surprised by his weakness, and being inspired by the least of his virtues.