Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

About 25 years ago, I started out as a reporter covering politics. And that sort of just evolved into organized crime, because organized crime and politics were the same thing in Boston.

Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people you run into this morning, or the U.S. Senate Democratic caucus?

I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

An armed society is a free society.

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

Happiness is a strange thing. It is something I tend to recognize only after it has passed, when I realize I miss it.

I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

Truth will never shine from a heart filled with corruption and lies.

Imagine who you could be, what you could accomplish-if only you could get out of your own way.

As a product of Anglo-Saxon-Protestant culture, I am familiar with its centuries-old tradition of hiding its abuse of women under pretty packaging.

If your faith isn't rooted in the Bible, it will wither like a plant pulled out of the soil.

The master tools of success are invitation, patience, time, gentleness, cooperation, and surrender.

I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.

Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.

For God Himself works in our souls, in the deepest depths, taking increasing control as we are progressively willing to be prepared for His wonder.