[Barak Obama] just said children who are Americans or legal residents, they will remain low priorities for enforcement - meaning deportation - as long as they've not.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You don’t hit on your best friend’s love interest

It is not the outside of people that bothers me, but the inside.

I would alter nothing of the journey made for it is in this road travelled that the sweetest of lessons are learnt.

They watch on, evil, incredibly stupid, enjoying my destruction.'Poor Grendel's had an accident, ' I whisper. 'So may you all.

There actually isn't anything better than a noble failure. It will always teach you something and you will always learn from the experience.

History teaches us that the capacity for things to get worse is limitless.

You never really know if it's going to happen or not do you but the vision was always for [Karen Walker] to be a global niche luxury product.

I think writing is, by definition, an optimistic act.

Scott Fitzgerald is a sound you like to hear at certain times of the day, say at four in the afternoon and again late at night, and at other times it makes you slightly sick.

My thinking is first and last and always for the sake of my doing, and I can only do one thing at a time.