Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

An artist is like a handicaphe needs his art to carry himself.

The nature of morality must be considered, and preferably before one is exposed to situations where a moral decision is required.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

For the last three years, I've been working on 'Bromst,' and that's all that encompassed my brain. And now that it's out, it will change the way that I think musically.

Violence always thrived on counter violence.

You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four

Any man who is really a man must learn to be alone in the midst of others, to think alone for others, and, if necessary, against others.

If you don't require the journey to be easy or comfortable or safe, you can change the world.

Do you always throw your money away like this?" "Only when I'm in love.

[Bob Dylan] is a worthy laureate for the Nobel Prize.