Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

My karma just ran over my dogma.

Enlightenment is higher states of awareness.

To a large extent, whether you suffer depends on how you respond to a given situation.

Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

Everything which distinguishes man from the animals depends upon this ability to volatilize perceptual metaphors in a schema, and thus to dissolve an image into a concept.

A family is a burial mound of its own doings and sayings.

Three things I never lends - my 'oss, my wife, and my name.

I remember World Cups in 1982 and 1986 when we weren't there and we'd support Belgium or Denmark, .. They had some players who played in Holland and they were a bit like the Dutch.

He hardly ever spoke of magic, and when he did it was like a history lesson and no one could bear to listen to him.

The French have made conversation their claim to civilisation.