Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative.

It's amazing how photography can capture just a split second of something exquisite.

Why wait any longer for the one you love When he’s standing in front of you

don't you hate people who say they're not complaining and then complain?

Some people feel fulfillment from a bitter end - it gives them some sort of sense of reality. But, when you're dealing with reality, I feel like films should discover the part that is happy.

Only mediocrity escapes criticism.

There's nothing shocking inherently about that, given that so much of the way that artists are taught is by copying old master paintings.

Bless more; blame less.

When trying to communicate with each other, a husband and wife should be careful to make sure their voices and faces agree with their words.

Manhattan is so tailored. It's driven by appealing to the very wealthy and tourists.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.