Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

People see what they want to see.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

What are dualities? They are what creates the worldly life [sansaar]. And if one attains Liberation [moksha], he will be beyond dualities!

You're head can't do a relationship and my heart can't.

There is a fissure in my vision and madness will always rush through.

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for.

Love me or hate me...you're gonna watch me.

The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other.

A decade is a very long time to be away from somebody.

As far as trucks, the great thing about a Range Rover is if you're going out for a dinner, even a black tie event, you can take the Range Rover.

He had a stellar talent. I not only lost a contemporary in the death of Robert E. Howard. The world lost a writer of extraordinary gifts.