Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.

In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king.

Experience is something you get when you don't really want it.

You got to be bad before you're good.

Toughest job in baseball is the general manager. Second toughest is the hitting coach.

The more pitches you see, the more dangerous you become.

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.

Your imagination is critical to discovering your dream.

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

The biggest obstacle was mixing abortion with overpopulation. These are two things that have nothing to do with each other.

... you must not expect to find that people understand what they do.

People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job.

Trying to impress people who hate you is just a big waste of time.

People are experience-rich and theory-poor. I help people organize / make sense of their experiences.

What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self!

Money doesn't make u happy .. But happy makes you money.