Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Forget goals. Value the process.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

No one is to blame for your future situation but yourself. If you want to be successful, then become "Successful".

Don’t kill her! Only maim her a little!

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together.

Animals are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time.

Could it be that my circle is largely black and that it is why I am influential in black circles but not in white circles?

You want to suggest something new, but at the same time, resolve the drama of the action in the novel.

My wife has always supported me in my career, even when there were times when it was more sensible to get a job. It has been her confidence in me that has helped enormously.

When your guru gives you a command, you better listen to it. I love everybody. Even George Bush.

Everything is generated through your own will power.