Baseball was a dream I gathered more splinters than hits.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.

If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.

I never liked filming the ads, but they were so well received.

I can’t tell by looking in your eyes whether you’re a priest or a crook.

Find out what the customer wants and then make it better.

Quality is the one absolutely necessary ingredient of all the most successful companies in the world.

If the quality is there, the consumer will want it, buy it and pay for it.

No one ever complained their way to the top.

Market share is king. You cannot afford to replace lost market share.

I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!

Feeling its power, one Civil War paper trumpeted that Milton and Homer were for another age but for this one was the New York Herald.

Life Would've Been Easier If The People Had Crushes On Jesus Christ.. Not Other People.

As soon as people enter a theater they must become moron consumers who must be fed information.

The biggest challenge for any craft person or artist is to accept the constraints of their medium and make something beautiful despite them. That's kind of fun, actually.

If we carry this line of argument to its logical conclusion, the meaning of life consists of the flaws in one's conceptions and what one does about them. Life can be seen as a fertile fallacy.

The goal of social media is to turn customers into a volunteer marketing army

The brave, impetuous heart yields everywhere to the subtle, contriving head.

Just for a handful of silver he left us, Just for a riband to stick in his coat.

Three things a wise man will not trust, The wind, the sunshine of an April day, And woman's plighted faith.