Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen.

Once I finished reading a good book, it gives me a hard time coping up with reality.

God desires to use you to the best of your capacity, to the best of your ability.

To a man with only a hammer, a screw is a defective nail.

To remain young one must change.

In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint!

For me, one of the biggest thrills is going to a theater and going, "Oh, I got a laugh!" Because you never quite get to hear it [otherwise].

I love catching, being involved in every pitch of the game, obviously it beats you up both mentally and physically.

When you're a short actor you stand on apple boxes, you walk on a ramp. When you're a short star everybody else walks in a ditch.

Americans suffer from mono-lingual myopia - a disease of the tongue that affects the vision.