Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Lovers and madmen have such seething brainsSuch shaping fantasies, that apprehendMore than cool reason ever comprehends.

Neatness is the hobogoblin of little minds

As he prepared to ride on, he chuckled at the thought of the wolf entering the sheepfold. He would not ride with fire and destruction. The shepherd did not frighten his own pretty lambs.

Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business.

Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked

If you use your will all the time, then it runs out. You deplete yourself and then, when you really need it, it's not there.

Fashion is fortunately no law but to its devotees.

Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!

It's not that I don't believe in miracles, but I never quite trust that they're real.

You can't get from A to Z by passing up B.