Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I love to watch Summer SkyFlashy yet calm!It feels I'm one of them...Sometime it seems they are streaming down!

There's still a question I must put to you, " said the cunger woman. "Can you give up Joshua to keep him?

Audacity more audacity always audacity.

Men and women walked casually about as they did on the main floor, every now and then stopping one another, exchanging pleasantries or scraps of relevantly irrelevant information. Gossip.

I know how men in exile feed on dreams.

I sort of lived half my life in California, half in England, so I am, I suppose, a little bit American.

If there were more women heads of state in the world, the world would be more peaceful and better focused on the improvement of the overall quality of life and welfare.

Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.

From a withered tree, a flower blooms

By nature, I suppose I have a languorous disposition