Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

People would say - to break free, to soar, and sadly, to chop your wings too. The moment you listen to them, you voluntarily put yourself in a cage. Be a free soul - fly or fall on your own terms.

The reality and the deception are the ‘perceptions’ as of colors- say of black and white in this multicolored world.

Forget to complain

Somewhat, lawbreakers are lawmakers for they give lawmakers real reasons to make and strengthen laws

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes but quickly to see how to make them good.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

Whatever way uncertainty is approached, probability is the only sound way to think about it.

All the world loves a winner and has no time for a loser.

The phenomenon of UFOs does exist, and it must be treated seriously.

When people ask me how they should approach performance, I always tell them the professional musician should aspire to the state of the beginner.