Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

You can't reach your potential by remaining in a past due season. Your breakthrough is coming. Strongholds are breaking. Get Ready!

Somebody once told me the definition of hell:“On your last day on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.” — Anonymous

As an actor, you want a director who makes you feel comfortable in a place that you can really create and try a lot of different things.

If you are really a product of a materialistic universe, how is it that you don't feel at home there?

Law builds upon and, I should like to claim, is one of the liberal arts. It uses words of persuasion and changing definitions for practical ends.

A day might just be twenty-four hours but sometimes getting through one seems as impossible as scaling Everest.

Let's just say, the American school of suburban angst is not my cup of tea.

To me, my feelings and pride are important. Although I like you it's not enough to be used like that.

We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel?

You have to use what you have to get what you want.