Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

You’ve climbed too many mountains and crossed too many rivers to stop and turn back now.

Pay attention to the intricate patterns of your existence that you take for granted.

Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Unless it grows out of yourself no knowledge is really yours, it is only borrowed plumage.

I was honored to spend time with the President on an issue that is clearly important to him. I was also impressed by his wide receiver skills.

What is peculiar in the life of a man consists not in his obedience, but his opposition, to his instincts. In one direction or another he strives to live a supernatural life.

To play today in London, next week in Madrid and the week after that in Warsaw is a bit better than playing Newark and Baltimore and Philadelphia. I've been doing that for 20 years.

When you try to help people become a better person, you're going to have to find out what's really going in their world.

I have quite a broad taste in music.