Be a father, if not, why bother, son? A boy can make 'em, but a man can raise one. If you did it, admit it and stick with it.

I was at the first Minor Threat show, and you could tell, 'This band is going to be the king of the town.' It was obvious. They were so good.

I rarely use a stylist, and enjoy choosing my outfit on my own. If you know what suits your body and personality then your individual style emerges naturally.

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'.

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff.

The body is to be compared, not to a physical object, but rather to a work of art.

When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.

The one endorsement that makes the most difference is from the constituents in the district.

What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron)

Leave your yawns behind you and feel the tiny new breeze of life lighting up inside of you.