Be a gentleman farmer.

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt

A lucky man is rarer than a white crow.

The arrows are from her dowry.

The abject pleasure of an abject mind And hence so dear to poor weak woman kind. [Lat., Vindicta Nemo magis gaudet, quam femina.]

All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.

Pray for a healthy mind in a healthy body.

Quis costodiet ipsos custodies? (Who will watch the watchers?)

It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.

The chains that break you, are the chains that make you. And the chains that make you, are the chains you break.

Choose to live...then live through experiences!

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

My style of playing is more enthusiasm and instinct than skill.

Religion is using everything for God.

What is noise to the old order is harmony to the new.

Life is too meaningful to die.

Computer scientists stand on each other's feet.

It [live performance] is just very difficult. Doing an hour, hour and a half of live standup is an endurance test. You almost have to do it every day to stay up on it.

Eastern medicine is not about curing your sickness. It's about keeping you well.