Be a master everywhere and wherever you stand is your true place.

The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on earth

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

The real being, with no status, is always going in and out through the doors of your face.

Those who are nothing particular are noble people. Don't strive - just be ordinary.

They’re not fat pigs

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You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?

I have become a marketing tool and I feel very uncomfortable with that. There's no space for me to express myself.

Antipater, now undisputed heir, had called down on his head the utter loathing of the nation, for everyone knew that all the slanders directed against his brothers had originated with him.

Really, it's not people who don't understand us who drive us nuts—it's when those who shouldn't, do.

Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.

I took his suggestion to heart and went from a "know-it-all" to a "learn-it-all."