Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes you hit a point where you either change or self destruct.

Fantasy is one of the soul's brighter porcelains.

Things are fragile, but we're all being carried and I think we're all on our path in that sense. As fragile as things are, we're still getting there.

I remember thinking, "My little sister is going to be something super special," because you always seemed to know what you wanted. And I'm just curious, where did that come from?

Cynicism is the only form in which base souls approach honesty.

Swinging on delicate hinges the autumn leaf almost off the stem.

Things are not worth attending to, yet they have to be attended to.

I prefer to leave standing up, like a well-mannered guest at a party.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

For good or ill, your habits will make or break you.