Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

Your worth cannot be determined by the value others place on you it can only be determined by what you know to be true about yourself

We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free.

The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.

One sure-fire way to stay creative: force yourself to learn something new.

There is a difference between God as a sense of comfort, and God actually telling you what to do!

Please pray with me for everyone in Sri Lanka and the Philippines as I begin my trip.

Maybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix.

It’s a good thing when you don’t dare do something if you don’t think it’s right. But it’s not good when you think something’s not right because you don’t dare do it.

Don't let ambition get so far ahead that it loses sight of the job at hand.