Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

We cannot be a source for strength unless we nurture our own strength.

There is no greater treasure in this world than somebody who loves you as you are.

I believe in the sanctity of marriage.

What you do on the court, off the court, in the classroom, it's all the same. Your habits, the way you treat class, your relationships - it's all the same. Do it right or don't do it.

You can only learn what obedience is by obeying

In the beginning I looked around and, not finding the automobile of my dreams, decided to build it myself.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

My argument has always been that this is not an anti-Bush film, it's a pro-democracy film. And if George W.Bush comes out on the wrong side of democracy, that's his problem.

There were times when I was so sick of talking about the Bible.

Thank God, I'll never have to play the cello again.