Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Wisdom’s Pearl doth often dwellClosed in Fancy’s rainbow shell

When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.

There are lies in tears. The ones we weep most loudly are usually for ourselves, yet how easily we can pass them off as grief.

Never pursue happiness, just create the happiness inside you.

The Commerce Clause has already been inflated so much that we basically can't do anything without the government's permission.

Her Majesty is not a subject.

I think what bothers me so much of the time, is they take the data and theory and distort it. They must know they're distorting.

Never have I risked my life, or even my comfort, in the service of mankind. Shame on me.

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.