Be on your toes tonight - or I'll be on yours tomorrow.

You can’t separate desperate politicians from violence and trouble.

A nation is formed by the willingness of each of us to share in the responsibility for upholding the common good.

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other.

The principle objectives in life are love, the creation and enjoyment if aesthetic experience, the pursuit of knowledge. Love comes a long way first.

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

If you simply cannot make the right decision, make a decision and then make it right.

Don't put yourself on a pedestal. Because it's very easy for someone to knock you off. It's balance.

the bliss that comes from ignorance should seldom be encouraged for it is likely to do one out of a more satisfying bliss.

There’s a very deep connection among human beings. All we have to do is open our minds to it.