Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

People must be just and fair, starting with what they thought.

Each year's regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the New Year.

The type of nothing from which something can arise is truly something.

All I want to do is learn to think like God. All the rest is just details.

Some guys can run fast, some guys can sing, I found I could take photographs that people were interested in.

It is only myth that attempts to say how the universe came to be, either four thousand or twenty billion years ago.

If I worry about what everybody is saying, there is going to be a lot on my mind. I don't want that. I want to do everything I can to play basebal.

[I'm a conscious parent] when I stay away from fear-based control tactics - punishment, yelling and threats and I'm seeking more enlightened ways to create boundries with my child.

Fear is not in the habit of speaking truth.

I think it's important to show a husband and a wife together, in a room, raising children, because you don't see that anymore.