Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

oh love, doesn’t the fact that the world is so big, laid out like ripe fruitmake you want to stay?

Speaking my mind has never been a challenge for me

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People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.

It is my desire to show my attachment to the cause of Him who died for me by devoting my life to His service.

I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as well.

There's nothing more invigorating than being deeply involved with a small company and a young team of founders out to do something incredibly special.

The principle of responsibility and collective sanctions is incompatible with the Western concept of justice.

All that the Devil asks is acquiescence.

If individuality has no play, society does not advance; if individuality breaks out of all bounds, society perishes.