Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.

Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home.'

Nothing will sabotage our happiness and success more thoroughly than the fear that we are not enough.

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.

When sometimes, behind his back, they called him a tyrant, he merely smiled and uttered this profound observation: If some day I turn liberal, they will say I have let them down.

I believe God's keeping the records and I believe you will be rewarded even in this life; somehow, some way God will make it up to you.

To live with all my might, while I do live

Whether it's her [ Hillary Clinton] guarded privacy or whatever else, I mean, there has got to be some sense that this is a human being that I can identify.

Dream masters create a masterpiece of life; they control the dream by making choices.

The first step in solving a problem is admitting there is a problem to be solved.

I think if you're inspired, you don't let a little thing like scheduling and deadlines get in your way.