Be patient with yourself

Freedom you earn is more powerful than freedom handed to you.

The words hurt my throat a little – probably because I was swallowing my pride, and it didn’t taste so great.

You want a revolution, start murdering innocents.

No, Carolyn, you can’t petition PETA to get a waiver from dissecting the frog. The frog’s already dead. It donated itself to science. Don’t let its sacrifice be in vain. -Brandon

All sweeping assertions are erroneous.

When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.

I have also considered many scientific plans during my pushing you around in your pram!

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.

Among many U. S. wine consumers, California holds a strong position.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.