Be selfless like a burning candle

Freedom of speech means setting words free. Imprisoned and freed words are consequential. All words have consequences. Restrain and release words with respect for their consequentialness.

And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.

The love of every single one of my lives.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

I build an entire fort out of pillows. I need at least four pillows. I need on each side, I need one normal usage pillow for the back of my head, and I need another pillow just in case.

Most of the things that make you angry are of very small consequence. And what a terrible price you are paying for your anger.

It is far more difficult, I assure you, to live for the truth than to die for it.

...the logic of the photograph is neither verbal nor syntactical, a condition which renders literary culture quite helpless to cope with the photograph.

Now the baby's in the trash heap balling.

And yet I adore him. I think he's quite crazy, and with no place or occupation in life, and far from happy, and philosophically irresponsible – and there is absolutely nobody like him.