Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.

In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?

She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

Artists are never appreciated at lunchtime, " Kelly mumbled as she stuffed her camera into her pocket.

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that.

PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

It's important that I make a difference in some way. It's not necessarily how I make a difference, but I want to make sure that I do.

The only healthy communication style is assertive communication.

Even listening to a lot of other music inspires me, too. Like I'll find something and be like, "I love this group!" And I want to write something that's kind of like this.

No one seems to care. Certainly, no one in the million dollar fund-raising cancer clinics are excited over the almost miraculous ...record of...Krebiozen.

Tact is the discrimination of differences. It consists in conscious deviations.

The new update of 2014-2015 is, of course, the attack of ISIS. But this is rooted in recent history. It is the direct result of all the politics that came into Iraq with the occupation.