Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The first time can always lead to a second chance. But, the second choice can never be the result of the first change.

The creative members of an orthodoxy, any orthodoxy, ultimately outgrow their disciplines.

For those who trust, life is a blessing. For those who don't trust, life is suffering.

The great thing about life - I'd rather not know and just hope I'm happy and healthy and I feel as good about my life as I do now.

Taking time out each day to relax and renew is essential to living well.

[Mel Gibson] played this kind of sadistic motorcycle cop. He was terrific. And he had this great sense of visual comedy.

If you engage people honestly, and you're willing to do the leg work, people will respond to that.

Scores of studies have shown that venting doesn't soothe anger; it fuels it.

I like to write about things that are extreme in some form. I like to write about something I feel I have to write about.

I'm a real animal lover. I adore animals of all shapes and sizes.