Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

God’s desire is that Christians would not just be believers in word but He wants everyone who looks at us to see him in us

But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

I loved Michael Jackson and Madonna. I styled my hair like Whitney Houston.

The next best thing is to work with those who are not quite there yet to bring them up to that level.

Military missions are not democratic development aid.

Why separate your spiritual life and your practical life? To an integral being, there is no such distinction.

Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

You'll remember someone who broke your heart, and you'll think to yourself, 'Oh yes, I remember how that feels.' But you can't.

Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.